Life of an Opinionated Swimmer

Delayni, 17, Swimmer from Michigan. Sometimes I say funny things



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Reblogged from cozely-deactivated20121119

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

(via hotboyproblems)

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thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

(via thoughts-of-a-swimmer)

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familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

image

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Reblogged from radioheavy

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

(via richfortunatesouls)

Reblogged from celestialsweet-deactivated20130

celestialsweet:

i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar

(via richfortunatesouls)

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via ugly)

Reblogged from illkim
  • me: fuck men. stupid useless-ass crea-
  • me: *sees average boy*
  • me: oooooooooo
Reblogged from baracknobama

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

(via hotboyproblems)

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diancie:

*repeats outfit* because i am WHAT? lookin cute and u hoes need a memory refresher

(Source: yoncevevo, via africandad)

Reblogged from opalesent

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via hotboyproblems)

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via pagingme)

Reblogged from intensional

thatfunnyblog:

the office will always be my favorite show

(Source: intensional)

Reblogged from rl-y

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

(via unpopuler)

Reblogged from heart

heart:

TAKE THIS ADVICE. NEVER FORGET TO BRING YOUR CHAPSTICK LIP BALM VASELINE WHATEVER YOU USE IF YOU EASILY GET DRIED LIPS. HAVE 10 EXTRAS IN DIFFERENT BACKPACKS OR PURSES. IT IS HELL GOING THROUGH A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT IT. I TELL YOU PLEASE

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