Life of an Opinionated Swimmer

Delayni, 17, Swimmer from Michigan. Sometimes I say funny things



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Reblogged from babylonian

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

(via gnarly)

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barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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(via gnarly)

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epic-humor:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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clarainclara:

I see no lies here

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via guy)

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via hotboyproblems)

Reblogged from angry-swimmer

angry-swimmer:

Do not be the asshole who puts on your racing suit in the bathroom stalls or I will kick the stall door open and pull you out of there.

Grab a towel, change in the change room. I cannot shit in the change room, I need a toilet. So don’t take 45 mins to put your fucking suit on in it.

(via richfortunatesouls)

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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via pizza)

Reblogged from iranoutofbooks
What’s bizarre? We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all. Andy Clark, The Breakfast Club, 1985 (via iranoutofbooks)

(via richfortunatesouls)

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bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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(via heliolisk)

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

(via richfortunatesouls)

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yourescumbetweenmytoes:

all—maroon:

This is real shit right here
Dove has always been good at promoting body-image positivity, but they’ve got a new ad. Every time I go to the cinema I get to watch this magnificence in the pre-movie trailers and every time the entire audience gasps. Just watch it ok?

(Source: good-reids, via richfortunatesouls)

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hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake, via surfthesarcasm)

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