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Delayni, 17, Swimmer from Michigan. Sometimes I say funny things



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Reblogged from livsparkers

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

(Source: livsparkers, via humorking)

Reblogged from captain-fucking-levi

MY:

ANACONDA:

DONT:

WANT:

NONE:

UNLESS

YOU’VE

GOT

BUNS

HUN

(via ifyoulaugh)

Reblogged from inasians

inasians:

you’re just like a pizza, even when you’re bad, you’re good.

(via civilwhore)

Reblogged from hi

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

(via hotboyproblems)

Reblogged from niknak79
bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

(via lubricates)

Reblogged from euph0ricr3ality

(Source: euph0ricr3ality, via gnarly)

Reblogged from dirkdave-deactivated20130429

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

(via legalmexican)

Reblogged from p-athologic

(Source: p-athologic, via tensioned)

Reblogged from bryko

(Source: bryko, via gnarly)

Reblogged from fassyy

(Source: fassyy, via retiredjesus)

Reblogged from phasmidhugs

phasmidhugs:

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

(via legalmexican)

Reblogged from buzzfeed

sleepyhollowers:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

LOL I love One Night Stand and Freudian Slip LOL.

(via epic-humor)

Reblogged from johnfkennedyofficial
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Murder House: I'll do anything for this house
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Asylum: I'll do anything for this Asylum
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Coven: I'll do anything to protect this Coven
  • Jessica Lange's Character in Freakshow: I'll do anything to keep this show going
Reblogged from juxnma
timelady-of-221b:

tagzilla117:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

The new season of American Horror Story looks good


I don’t want to know what he was doing with that hand.

timelady-of-221b:

tagzilla117:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

The new season of American Horror Story looks good

I don’t want to know what he was doing with that hand.

(Source: juxnma, via epic-humor)

Reblogged from residentevils-moved-deactivated

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

image

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

image

(via ugly)