Life of an Opinionated Swimmer

Delayni, 17, Swimmer from Michigan. Sometimes I say funny things



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Reblogged from celebooty

itsdemonssammy:

blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics

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(Source: celebooty, via epic-humor)

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kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


Perfect.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

(via guy)

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Reblogged from wordsnquotes
Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me. J.K. Rowling (via wordsnquotes)

(via ibringmotivation)

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15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via ugly)

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

(via legalmexican)

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vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

(via africandad)

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Reblogged from larrycoincidences

bestfunny:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

 

(via heliolisk)

Reblogged from baracknobama

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

(Source: baracknobama, via hotboyproblems)

Reblogged from human

human:

rights

(Source: human, via legalmexican)

Reblogged from maahammy

im walking on sunshine

ouch

(Source: maahammy, via epic-humor)